BethD will:

1) help you run up hefty bar bill on expensive beer
2) get all crochet-yoda on ur ass
3) spill a $8 beer on your pants
4) fill your trunk with 50 lbs of yarn
5) suck at navigating the streets of her own gaddam city
6) LOL till the husbands call wondering where their yarn-bitches are
7) dare u to post all this on ur blog
8) all of the above.


aaaaaand goodnight.