later today
my new best friend is a ghost.
http://www.Lali.etsy.com
think think think.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
BethD will:
1) help you run up hefty bar bill on expensive beer
2) get all crochet-yoda on ur ass
3) spill a $8 beer on your pants
4) fill your trunk with 50 lbs of yarn
5) suck at navigating the streets of her own gaddam city
6) LOL till the husbands call wondering where their yarn-bitches are
7) dare u to post all this on ur blog
8) all of the above.
aaaaaand goodnight.
1) help you run up hefty bar bill on expensive beer
2) get all crochet-yoda on ur ass
3) spill a $8 beer on your pants
4) fill your trunk with 50 lbs of yarn
5) suck at navigating the streets of her own gaddam city
6) LOL till the husbands call wondering where their yarn-bitches are
7) dare u to post all this on ur blog
8) all of the above.
aaaaaand goodnight.
Monday, April 6, 2009
a very short list of people get insane text messages like this in the middle of the night
(in progress tootsie watches gondry flicks with sewing-pin eyeballs)
(he's almost done and going to eat you soon)
(tally ho!)
...
i think i'm just going through tootsie monster withdrawl. it's kinda lonely in here without him. sob. (there will be more, oh yes)
and,
holy sweet bejesuz birds. sewing my little knucles off again, for brick-and-mortar and internets.
mostly though i have been yarnin' it up. amigurumi pics this week. woo.
(in progress tootsie watches gondry flicks with sewing-pin eyeballs)
(he's almost done and going to eat you soon)
(tally ho!)
...
i think i'm just going through tootsie monster withdrawl. it's kinda lonely in here without him. sob. (there will be more, oh yes)
and,
holy sweet bejesuz birds. sewing my little knucles off again, for brick-and-mortar and internets.
mostly though i have been yarnin' it up. amigurumi pics this week. woo.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
happy april fools day - tootsie monster
...it's not a trick, but it's a trickster...
most of the things that live under your floorboards are mischievous, and often they're little thieves. some steal keys, some steal socks, some take that thing, where did you put it, it was right there...
this guy? what does he steal?
he steals toes.
did you ever get that feeling at night when you are lying in your bed, that if you dangle your foot over the side, something is going to zip by and bite it?
that's this guy
he runs around late at night on those big legs, snipping at the exposed and juicy toes of sleeping people
nom nom!
but, at only eight inches high, how does he reach those plump little piggies?
simple, he just stands up..
most of the things that live under your floorboards are mischievous, and often they're little thieves. some steal keys, some steal socks, some take that thing, where did you put it, it was right there...
this guy? what does he steal?
he steals toes.
did you ever get that feeling at night when you are lying in your bed, that if you dangle your foot over the side, something is going to zip by and bite it?
that's this guy
he runs around late at night on those big legs, snipping at the exposed and juicy toes of sleeping people
nom nom!
but, at only eight inches high, how does he reach those plump little piggies?
simple, he just stands up..
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